Words & Music by Brooke Lunderville, 2006.
Do you feel stupid sometimes? That is my life 24/7. But the arrogance fairies help me through my life, so this is not inconsistent with my view that I am the bright shining center of the universe.
lyrics
Bad ideas got my home address
They send me chain letters, and I confess
I have been tempted to forward them to you -
What can I say, it's what they tell me to do
I know I'm foolish, but it ain't my fault
I was born without my grain of salt
So when the devil gives me stock tips and love advice
It sounds like sense as best I can scrutinize
I used to get so upset when
I put my foot in my mouth
I guess I'm reconciled to how
It ain't ever gonna come out
So when I've been nine kinds of moron, I
Just wait for number ten to arrive
I can't avoid it so I don't pout or sulk -
I just save myself some money and do it in bulk
No, there ain't no self-improvement plan
for someone of my attention span
I just alternate my boredom with my denial
I've given up - I just try to be stupid with style
Yes, I've given up - I just try to be stupid with style
credits
from
Steel Cage Match,
released 19 June 2009
Vocals, banjo: Brooke Lunderville
Guitar: John Caspell