I Want To Die (Like They Do In Sci-Fi)

track name: I Want To Die (Like They Do In Sci-Fi)
album and band name: from Steel Cage Match by Brooke Lunderville

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about: Words & Music by Brooke Lunderville, 2007.
It's not all bad being a redshirt, is it? Fame! Fortune! Phasers! Coldsleep pod malfunctions due to infection with a steganographic virus planted by malevolent AIs! Beats prostate cancer. Okay actually I'm trying to use reverse psychology on fate here, because now it would be totally ironic if I died in bed boringly at age 107, right? Right?
lyrics: War and starvation fill many a hearse
Heart disease takes two lives for every three
If you die in a car crash, you won't be the first
But I'm hoping there's something less common for me

I want to die like they do in sci-fi!
A really glamourous death, a really famous last breath
I want to die like they do in sci-fi!
I want to do something new, if it's the last thing I do

I could be strangled by quantum entanglement
Or maybe it turns out that comets cause cancer
I'll be unspeakably mangled by Lovecraftian angles
Or burn in the atmosphere like a star dancer

I want to die...

I'll get lunar silicosis, 307 ale cirrhosis
Or crustacean deprivation on the world without shrimp
Maybe an alien probe will laser my frontal lobe
and make me travel back in time to the Hindenberg blimp

I want to die...

I'll be murdered inside a proton super-collider
By an evil AI who didn't like my query
I don't have to decide the best way to have died
I'll do it infinite times thanks to many-worlds theory

I want to die...

I want to die...

AUGHHHHHHH!
credits: from Steel Cage Match, released 19 June 2009
Vocals: Brooke Lunderville, John Caspell
Banjola: Brooke Lunderville
Guitar: John Caspell
license: Some rights reserved
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